You played dsba!

Finally, with the power of this badge, I am able to accurately track down the people who have played dsba. Whenever I go to someone's profile, it just saddens me because of the fact that I will never know if it is a dsba player, I am honored to meet someone who plays dsba. And for those who don't play dsba, expect me. It is my wish that all people have this badge, so then the police won't have to deal with too many crimes that are caused by a single person, but the fact that you're reading this probably means you have the badge, just probably. I hope you sleep well tonight. If you just woke up, enjoy the rest of your 24 hours, my friend, I appreciate you for existing.