Megaphone..?

[Previous owners of this gamepass -- you don't need to buy this again! I simply lowered the price. Your existing meygaphones have been upgraded.]

One megaphone isn't enough? Then, introducing.. The Megaphone-- again! Wait, why does it have ears? Let me just.. Megaphonye test >w<  Hewwo?? Wiww this actuawwy-- ...oh no. This isn't a normal megaphone, is it?