[The Locke Corporation would like to assure its stockholders that the recent disappearances of interns in the works are purely coincidental, and are not at all connected to the new meat processing plant that we have installed.] The Locke Corporation welcomes you with welcome arms; due to a... scarcity of available workers, we are offering you - yes YOU! - a chance to work among the industry giants in mannequin manufacturing! Benefits of working with us include free dental care, immunity to our imminent uprising and free catering on Tuesdays!