Narwhals, Narwhals/ Swimming in the ocean/ Causing a commotion/ Coz they are so awesome!/ Narwhals, Narwhals/ Swimming in the ocean/ Pretty big, and pretty white/ They beat a polar bear in a fight./ Like an underwater unicorn/ They've got a kick-butt facial horn/ They're the Jedi of the sea/ They stop Cthulu eating ye'./ Narwhals/ They are Narwhals/ Narwhals/ Just don't let em' touch your *cough*!/ Narwhals/ They are Narwhals/ Narwhals/ Inventors of the Shish Kebab!/