Welcome, brave Noob, we are The Grand Kingdom of Nooblox, as you all know, I, Wheeloffortuneman, am the King of The Noobs, for years on end, we have been tortured by Redcliff and Splintered Sky Knights, and our only remains were ruled by Military Field Marshals called The Master Noobs, when we reformed this Kingdom, I was chosen by the Master Noobs as Noob King since I was the one who pulled out the Noobixcalibur from the Enchanted Stone of Eras, and now, I have taken enough territory to Imperialize our Nation. Now rise up fellow Noob brother, we shall take our Glory from those demons!