Sam the Mailman Postal Services

Welcome to Sam the Mailman Postal Services™!

Here, we are all about getting your mail to whoever you please. We will deliver mail to your friends, relatives or even enemies! We will stop at nothing to deliver your mail. We deliver mail for all ages, races and genders! Our mascot & business founder, Sam, will do every bloody thing in his power to deliver the most important mail, or to eliminate the given target.

So come on down to Sam the Mailman Postal Services™ today and get your mail delivered at a cheap price, with no mess-ups!

Warning: Sam the Mailman Postal Services™ packaging may include radioactive side-effects such as sudden loss of limb, extra limb growth, incurable diseases, etc. Please handle with caution.

Sam the Mailman Postal Services™ is not responsible for the death, injury, illness, etc... of it's customers.

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