Welcome To The Kingdom Of Caillou! If You Break The Rules, You Will BURN FOREVER. THE CULT IS WATCHING YOU This Kingdom Does NOT Permit: Any Foul Language, And Links of Any Kind (Promote Somewhere Else Please) You Will Rise In Rank Depending On Your Dedication To Caillou Himself; Any Dedication Towards The Other Principality Will End Up With You Suffering... His Theme (Please Sing Along): I'm just a kid who's four Each day I grow some more I like exploring, I'm Caillou So many things to do Each day is something new I'll share them with you, I'm Caillou My world is turning Changing each day With mommy and daddy I'm finding my way Growing up is not so tough 'Cept when I've had enough But there's lots of fun stuff I'm Caillou, Caillou Caillou, I'm Caillou That's me! We Will Set Your Soul Free, Little Buddy; The Crystal Is Almost Ready! (This Is CLEARLY A Joke, Don't Take This Seriously.)