In a land before time, the first god and being, Lord Shrek, bestowed upon us the first ogre, who taught the newly created beings, also known as humans. These lowly beings were told they were undeserving of Shrek's holy gifts but were to spread his practices so that one day they might be worthy. The first human accepted by Shrek was nine years ago, as caught on film in the video called 'Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.' We must dedicate ourselves to being like the first being accepted by Shrek so that we may receive his holy gifts.
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