It's late at night, you're playing alone. You see a guy in the distance. He is laughing at something. You think to yourself, "What could he possibly be laughing at?". He notices you staring, you feel the need to talk to him. So, you start talking. You talk for hours and hours. It's almost like... you're drawn to this guy. Why? Probably because you haven't talked to a real human in weeks. He is not real. You are hallucinating. You are dying to see him again, as his image in your mind slowly fades away. His interesting hairstyle is the only thing you can still remember.
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