You walk past a rug shop, where a clerk tries to sell you a magic carpet. You tell him you don't want a magic carpet today. He then admits to you that he was lying, and this really is just a regular carpet. His whole life is a lie. Then he starts crying. You kind of have to buy it after that. This is a regular carpet and it literally does nothing.
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